you and i and a guy xox 

family portrait ft. uncle pat 

romangodfey:

jigsawtimes:

romangodfey:

jigsawtimes:

pat tweets like a dad 

and you call him patrick but he laughs and says patrick was his father. you can call him pat. or uncle pat. 

uncle pat

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#i didnt crop off marty cause i care about you

Jul 25      ♥ 6     source     /    true friendship , 

i mean i’m a really patient and strong person and can take a lot of things but if you ever call me a bitch i will probably beat the everliving shit out of you that’s something no one is allowed to call me 

canada in a tweet

Jul 25      ♥ 1     /    this is my favourite one , submission , 

the bird.

Take the finger and drive dude!

Jul 25      ♥ 2  

it looks like uncle pat hanging out with a dad at his place in their super gorgeous yard that looks like a five star hotel and the dad goes “patrick here is in a band” and pat goes “oh stop it robert” and the dad starts laughing like that one ‘ha ha ha’ laugh rich prep dads do and he puts a hand on pat’s shoulder and says “you guys are good we should have a party and you guys could play for us” and marty’s the son of the dad and since uncle pat always hangs out at his place they became friends and pat asked him if he’d join the band and marty’s all proud and shit so marty always goes “I’m in the band. we’re in a band together. i play drums. i’m the drummer. i drum. in the band.” and the dad offers pat a cocktail in a fancy glass with a straw and an umbrella and fresh fruit and marty gets himself a beer in a red cup cause that’s how he rolls and marty’s always complaining and asking his dad to stop referring pat as uncle pat because they’ve only got a couple of years apart and the dad goes “oh son no worries you can call him pat if you want it won’t offend him” and marty goes “i do call him pat dad we’re friends i’m in the band” and later that night they make a fire and the dad goes “i’ll be right back boys” and he comes back with an acoustic guitar and pat goes “robeeeerrrrttt” and the dad gives it to him and he’s like “oh come on patrick just one song” and pat starts singing like bryan adams or something and marty’s drumming on a piece of wood and the dad’s like on his sixth margarita and he’s laughing at some dad joke pat just made and the dad goes “patrick you silly goose” and marty’s just like “the fuck is going on” 

#uncle pat 2009

romangodfey replied to your post “romangodfey replied to your post “i hit submit limit >:(” YOU HOME…”

DID YOU GET IT CAUSE IT FUCKED UP AND DIDNT SAY IT GOT SENT YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT IS IF YOU GOT IT

I GOT IT

Jul 25      ♥ 2     /    romangodfey , 

romangodfey replied to your post “i hit submit limit >:(”

YOU HOME CAUSE I NEED TO SUBMIT SOMETHING TO YA

OKAY BUT PACE YOURSELF IT’S ONLY 10 O’CLOCK 

Jul 25      ♥ 1     /    romangodfey , 
romangodfey: i hit submit limit >:(

saddest ask I’ve ever gotten tbh

Jul 24      ♥ 1  

he is very fond of humans

Jul 24      ♥ 6583     source     /    hannibal , 
Artist: UnknownFall Out Boy
Title: UnknownMiss Missing You
Album: UnknownSave Rock and Roll
Plays: 16,671
Jul 24      ♥ 2736     source     /    feeling this right now , music , fob , 

Lol..

Lol..

Jul 24      ♥ 4     /    Lol.. , 

he totally wrote that one line

Jul 24      ♥ 4     /    I'M???? , submission , 

romangodfey:

jigsawtimes:

pat tweets like a dad 

and you call him patrick but he laughs and says patrick was his father. you can call him pat. or uncle pat. 

Jul 24      ♥ 6     source  

i don’t even know what to say

I see!.. It’s nowhere near Christmas and yet,.. He is asking who is pumped!.. Lol!